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Fantasy Football 2008 The Crushers are the only undefeated team left in 2002 @ 5-0. In fact, they have more wins than the other two teams in their division…. Combined. I'm not 100% sure, but I actually think that stat was listed in The Book of Revelations as one of the impending signs of Armageddon. Something like "Whoa to you o' Earth and Sea, for The Col. has a big fat ass and The Crushers record intact…. " Something like that anyway. But I digress, on to week 6.
Syracuse Magic (3-2) vs. Crushers (5-0)
Magic 85 Crushers 75 Cougars (1-4) vs. Knights (3-2)Man… I feel really sorry for Eddie George. Having suffered most of his career as a Mauler, he now finds himself mired in the malaise that is The Cougars. You really do wish for better for a player of his caliber, but I suppose that's the breaks. The Cougars haven't sniffed a win since week 1 and although Eddie certainly solidifies the line up, don't expect much from The Cougars until Jeff Garcia steps up toform. The Knights on the other hand find themselves in a highly contested divisional battle, again, and really hitting on all cylinders. Farve looks 10 years younger (Much to the chagrin of Bears fans), Tomlinson looks fantastic and even Corey Dillon is running with authority again. Looks to me like this team is hungry for title and has more than enough fire power this week to tame the toothless Cougars. Knights 72 Cougars 45 Lighting (0-5) vs. WoWW (2-3)Wow, does WoWW suck this year. 9th in the league in scoring, near last in the power ranking, only 3 player in the top 50, and now with week 5 loss to The Crushers, they find themselves LAST in The South division. A division ranking that before now, hasn't happened in the history of the franchise. The good news is they get to play the Lightning this week who are so riddled with injuries I doubt they couldn't muster enough offense beat The Panthers this week. WoWW 65 Lightning 50 Sharks (2-3) vs. Strom (4-1)The good news for the Sharks is Donovan McNabb is on BYE, the bad news is factoring out McNabb, The Storm's starters are averaging 82 points per game. What's worse is, dig this stat: Combined points from Jimmy Smith, Antwain Smith, Joe Horn AND Ahmann Green, 129. Combine points for Priest Holmes.126. Ouch. Storm A LOT Sharks 55
Panthers (2-3) vs. Maulers (1-4) Here's a game that may best be referred to as "The battle of the teams that suck worse than WoWW". Although you have to give some credit to the Penisville Pussy Cats who, at 2-3 have a commanding grip on 2nd place in the Least…err EAST division. The Maulers on the other hand at this point really have to be considered the Y2K2 season flop. After having a tremendous draft and such high aspirations at the outset, The Maulers have gone down faster than a fluff girl on a porn set. (Which oddly enough was Coach Sauer's summer job in his college days.) Recently The Col. has tried to give The Maulers a bit of a facelift, which is sort of like putting lipstick on a pig…(again, something Coach Sauer has done more than once), but the release of under performing Eddie "Boy" George and the addition of over achieving Tom "Next Jeff George" Brady, may just enough of a catalysts to see a couple of W's go the Maulers way. Starting with this week. Maulers 65 Panthers 40.
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Onslaught 65 Nukers 64 Good luck to all~Jim |